Jos Louis-Vachon

Played by Ajahnis Charley

Jos’ father was a human and his mother was a cake (and his grandfather did Walmart) and so they consumated a child who was half man and half cake. His body is that of a man (specifically businessman) and his thoughts are those of a cake (half in english, half in french). He also visited New York once and really liked it so he is part New Yorker. All of this complicated lineage has been confirmed by a 23 And Me test. When he’s not reacting to stressful situations by lying on the ground in a circular shape and asking strangers to slice him up, he’s trying to drive the Louis-Vachon snack cake empire forward with new ideas for snacks.

Appearances

36. Framboise Paws