St. George

Played by Victor Borges

St. George is saint known for fighting dragons, at least until they went extinct, which was partially because of his big slaying tours during the eighth century during which he slayed 42 of the world’s 41 dragons. After also killing all of the dodos and extincting a species of rare Amazonian spider, St. George had a change of heart and is now a staunch anti-hunting environmentalist who mostly just takes care of his sick horse Dagbert. He is such a pro environmental activist that he has started slaying meat-eating humans which the Pope and St. Peter are not fans of (and why he can’t die, because St. Peter won’t let him in)

Appearances

34. Butt Up In Daytona