Played by Kate Bradley
Ye Olde Pervy bench is a bench that works and resides at Ye Olde Orcharde pub in Montreal. They mostly function as a normal non-speaking bench but they have a connection with certain customers and feels the need to give them a squeeze on the butt. Most of the time their pervy-ness manifests in an ongoing internal monologue because they’re not allowed to speak to the customers. Luckily because they’re a bench their orgasms are dry so they can have as many as they want whenever they want and when they do it feels like that classic sensation that everyone knows of when a sugar truck flips over.
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