T.R. Googlyeyes

Played by Andy Marie

T.R. is currently serving time at the Kentucky Penitentiary Center for High Crimes Committed Internationally. He is a former international supermodel who then stole a man’s identity (scientist Mike Pants) and went on to win two Nobel prizes in his name for curing Squigglyitis before being arrested for the identity theft. Although T.R. helped Mike Pants to write the paper he could not publish it as a co-writer because he did not finish his science degree from Kentucky fried college and was therefore not a scientist. All of the juicy details of the case can be seen in the 2016 Netflix documentary series The T.R. Files and can be read about in his upcoming memoir Trippy: The T.R. Story written while incarcerated. T.R. was of course born with Squigglyitis which manifests as a tall, lanky, floppy nature to the person afflicted.

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