Charcuterie St. James

Played by Elspeth Wright

Unfortunately Charcuterie is currently stuck on her yacht after a terrible accident where her husband wanted toast in the bath so she brought him the toaster and later he was stabbed twenty-seven times. Charcuterie chose to be born wealthy and was born into the Oscar Meyer Weiner family. Her name is a result of her families association with cooked meats and also because her mother had a chemical peel while pregnant and Ms. James came out a little cooked. While not trapped on her embarrassing yacth, Charcuterie is a fashion designer for dogs.

Appearances

28. Choose to be Born Wealthy