Played by Ian Astorquiza
The most feared pirate on the St. Lawrence river! He glides around the river on a rented trawler stealing gold, or worse! A lot of people don’t know that the St Lawrence river used to be infested with pirates but Captain Blueballs scared them all away. Now he is looking for a new crew and, because he is a sad man ever since his wife left him, once he finds his crew he will set sail for the end of the St Lawrence (Cornwall, Ontario) in order to end his life.
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