Chip the Chimp

Played by Xavier Tolentino

Chip is a chimpanzee whose DNA has been spliced with human DNA to make his brain bigger. He spends his time catching up on the parts of history that happened before he became sentient so please don’t spoil the end of the OJ trial for him. He’s also looking for a place to stay after he breaks out of the lab where he’s caged. If you need a roommate with skills, Chip is capable of typing two hundred words per minute and of kissing the front of his underwear.

Appearances

21. Life will teach you life